This is something which I harvested from the web.
(A) How to Keep a Woman Happy"*
It's not at all difficult !
All you have to do is to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget: birthdays anniversaries arrangements she makes
(B) HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY....!!! :
1. Leave him in peace
2. Feed him well.
3. Let him have the remote control.
...... are you seriously looking for more??
This is a fun post. Women: Do take it sportingly and Men: Laugh away!!
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
still it teases me
Sometimes, it seems that all your astuteness is dead.
Mostly, it happens when you feel that nothing is working for you.
No no, neither I’m talking about love, nor frustration.
Even in general, when things stops working for you, you feel very disappointing.
Ah, it’s not strange, and probably it happens with every one.
Though Being a programmer, many times I feel similar situations. Sometimes, a very tiny mistake in my whole long code stucks like a huge hitch. I am sure
all the programmers will agree here, but what I am going to talk is not programming actually.
It was 13th October, and I was all set to give my exam of algorithm. Since our exams helds online, one needs to verify a link from his e-mail ID which was
been provided earlier while filling the form.
According to rules, one need to verify the link in 10 minutes of given time to appear in exam.
I was all set. When time triggered, the first step I had
to do was to open my e-mail account. Since I’ve verified my gmail account with them, I open
www.gmail.com
in my brouzer. Entered my username and password, and pressed sign in button.
Oh, oh, oh, it prompted “user name and password doesn’t match”
I was stunned. “doesn’t match?”
I’ve typed again, but result was same.
I was hundred percent sure that I haven’t forgot my password. Then?
“Is there any bloody problem with gmail’s server? But it might have produced any error message in case of any problem in database miss integrity.”
Ah, the 10 minutes limitation was plummeting every sec, and my heart was sincking at the same time.
“what the hack is this?”
Now, I got frustrated after typing again again and again.
It was only 1 minute left, and I was sure that thanks to my horrific luck, I’ll miss the chance of giving the exam.
This was an exam for which I’ve studied overnights, I left movies for several days, I circumvented the hangouts with friends, in short I’ve prepared so much,
so I was absolute ready and excited for the exam in a sense.
Never the less, now 10/ 15 seconds gone more, and it was 45 seconds remaining to verify the link.
Suddenly, a divine voice spoke to me.
“have you checked the caps lock?”
Hmm, I said it was divine voice, and you might have understood the problem ttoo.
Yes the caps lock was on, and I was typing the user name and password in big letters every time. I quickly fixed the problem, entered the username and password,
opened the mail, clicked link, and finally, at least I got the question paper for me.
The paper I found very easy, and I remember I’ve secured 94 percent marks in that exam. Though I was happy with the performance in exam, but this prior
incidence was agonizing me so much.
“man, as you are feeling proud after getting 94 percent marks in exam, but are you capable enough?”
“where was your whole brain while entering the username and password?”
“even you didn’t get meanwhile that caps on may be a reason?”
There were lots of questions which were teasing me, and I didn’t even had a single answer.
Even those questions embarrasses me until now, but it taught me a very important lesson, that
One should never complicate simple problems in life, they may certainly ruin the task.
Mostly, it happens when you feel that nothing is working for you.
No no, neither I’m talking about love, nor frustration.
Even in general, when things stops working for you, you feel very disappointing.
Ah, it’s not strange, and probably it happens with every one.
Though Being a programmer, many times I feel similar situations. Sometimes, a very tiny mistake in my whole long code stucks like a huge hitch. I am sure
all the programmers will agree here, but what I am going to talk is not programming actually.
It was 13th October, and I was all set to give my exam of algorithm. Since our exams helds online, one needs to verify a link from his e-mail ID which was
been provided earlier while filling the form.
According to rules, one need to verify the link in 10 minutes of given time to appear in exam.
I was all set. When time triggered, the first step I had
to do was to open my e-mail account. Since I’ve verified my gmail account with them, I open
www.gmail.com
in my brouzer. Entered my username and password, and pressed sign in button.
Oh, oh, oh, it prompted “user name and password doesn’t match”
I was stunned. “doesn’t match?”
I’ve typed again, but result was same.
I was hundred percent sure that I haven’t forgot my password. Then?
“Is there any bloody problem with gmail’s server? But it might have produced any error message in case of any problem in database miss integrity.”
Ah, the 10 minutes limitation was plummeting every sec, and my heart was sincking at the same time.
“what the hack is this?”
Now, I got frustrated after typing again again and again.
It was only 1 minute left, and I was sure that thanks to my horrific luck, I’ll miss the chance of giving the exam.
This was an exam for which I’ve studied overnights, I left movies for several days, I circumvented the hangouts with friends, in short I’ve prepared so much,
so I was absolute ready and excited for the exam in a sense.
Never the less, now 10/ 15 seconds gone more, and it was 45 seconds remaining to verify the link.
Suddenly, a divine voice spoke to me.
“have you checked the caps lock?”
Hmm, I said it was divine voice, and you might have understood the problem ttoo.
Yes the caps lock was on, and I was typing the user name and password in big letters every time. I quickly fixed the problem, entered the username and password,
opened the mail, clicked link, and finally, at least I got the question paper for me.
The paper I found very easy, and I remember I’ve secured 94 percent marks in that exam. Though I was happy with the performance in exam, but this prior
incidence was agonizing me so much.
“man, as you are feeling proud after getting 94 percent marks in exam, but are you capable enough?”
“where was your whole brain while entering the username and password?”
“even you didn’t get meanwhile that caps on may be a reason?”
There were lots of questions which were teasing me, and I didn’t even had a single answer.
Even those questions embarrasses me until now, but it taught me a very important lesson, that
One should never complicate simple problems in life, they may certainly ruin the task.
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
a vertual meeting come true
And so it happened. Without too much planning. Without going to and fro. One ping, followed by one suggestion on place and time. And lo behold, we met.
Who you may ask – a cute girl I’ve got via social networking medium,
Samaira.
it was a week day, so I’ve rushed straight from college.
And was there dot on time, only to see the Red Cedia parked already.
I obviously had no issues in spotting her in the crowded coffee shop. We hugged as if we were some long lost friends catching up over cup of coffee. And
conversation just flew. Not even for a second there was an uncomfortable silence. Not even for a second were we stuck on what to say next. Least to say,
it was delightful. The first peek at the watch shocked me no end. 2 hours had gone by and we hadn’t realized.
I say. And what a meeting it was. Yea, a sweet nice girl who had a golden smile on her face, beautifully dressed up in pink color, long curve hairs,
She was exactly same as I found her over chats,
After meeting her yesterday, I am still wondering why it took so long. I should have met her ages back.
And what’s quirky, is that she too thinks the same.
Though, there are a lot of friends I do talk over phone, but
This was the first time I had met someone from the world of social networking.
In fact, I had wrong notions about people found on mediums like these, but believe me, there are genuine humans as well.
I know this may be an exception as well, but let me tell, that even though my notion has changed a bit, yet it has not transformed completely.
So, I’ll still take hard care that meeting people should always be pleasant like this.
Whatever, for now I am happy, as I’ve got the bond of friendship with samaira stronger, and also, because we’ve goofed up so nicely.
She has promised me to introduce her boyfriend with me next time, so I’m seriously waiting for that.
What do you think about virtual meetings by the way?
Drop in your comments please.
Who you may ask – a cute girl I’ve got via social networking medium,
Samaira.
it was a week day, so I’ve rushed straight from college.
And was there dot on time, only to see the Red Cedia parked already.
I obviously had no issues in spotting her in the crowded coffee shop. We hugged as if we were some long lost friends catching up over cup of coffee. And
conversation just flew. Not even for a second there was an uncomfortable silence. Not even for a second were we stuck on what to say next. Least to say,
it was delightful. The first peek at the watch shocked me no end. 2 hours had gone by and we hadn’t realized.
I say. And what a meeting it was. Yea, a sweet nice girl who had a golden smile on her face, beautifully dressed up in pink color, long curve hairs,
She was exactly same as I found her over chats,
After meeting her yesterday, I am still wondering why it took so long. I should have met her ages back.
And what’s quirky, is that she too thinks the same.
Though, there are a lot of friends I do talk over phone, but
This was the first time I had met someone from the world of social networking.
In fact, I had wrong notions about people found on mediums like these, but believe me, there are genuine humans as well.
I know this may be an exception as well, but let me tell, that even though my notion has changed a bit, yet it has not transformed completely.
So, I’ll still take hard care that meeting people should always be pleasant like this.
Whatever, for now I am happy, as I’ve got the bond of friendship with samaira stronger, and also, because we’ve goofed up so nicely.
She has promised me to introduce her boyfriend with me next time, so I’m seriously waiting for that.
What do you think about virtual meetings by the way?
Drop in your comments please.
Sunday, September 6, 2009
fixing back, slowly, slowly
Life means missing the expected , facing unexpected .
Being forgotten for all right one does,
being remembered for all wrong one commits .
A lot goes unquestioned,a lot more unanswered.
Well, i bet, life is not as easy as it sounds.
In fact, not in any case, not that I’m finding it hard, but ok, I confess today, these days the life seems a bit difficult.
I mean, at least complicated then previous days.
So, why is it?
Well how would I know, in fact I could have fixed the matters if I really knew.
Good news is, that perhaps the things are fixing back. Yes there’s a perhaps still, and that’s what the more important part, full of probabilities.
Not trying to hum like a philosopher in any case, but you tell me, isn’t it mysterious?
Ok, I hope, that I will understand a bit of extra things soon, by the way, I’ve already learnt a lot from the past incidence. (oh, they are so recent, and that’s why throbbing).
So all that I can say at this junction, is an old song sung by well known bollywood singer kishor kumar,
“zindagi ka safar hai ye kaisa safar, koi samjha nahin, koi jana nahi.”
--What a journey is life, nobody could know, nobody understood.
It tells all that I wanted to convey.
well leaving for now,
where?
you know my schedule is too hectic, , right?
Take care anyways.
Being forgotten for all right one does,
being remembered for all wrong one commits .
A lot goes unquestioned,a lot more unanswered.
Well, i bet, life is not as easy as it sounds.
In fact, not in any case, not that I’m finding it hard, but ok, I confess today, these days the life seems a bit difficult.
I mean, at least complicated then previous days.
So, why is it?
Well how would I know, in fact I could have fixed the matters if I really knew.
Good news is, that perhaps the things are fixing back. Yes there’s a perhaps still, and that’s what the more important part, full of probabilities.
Not trying to hum like a philosopher in any case, but you tell me, isn’t it mysterious?
Ok, I hope, that I will understand a bit of extra things soon, by the way, I’ve already learnt a lot from the past incidence. (oh, they are so recent, and that’s why throbbing).
So all that I can say at this junction, is an old song sung by well known bollywood singer kishor kumar,
“zindagi ka safar hai ye kaisa safar, koi samjha nahin, koi jana nahi.”
--What a journey is life, nobody could know, nobody understood.
It tells all that I wanted to convey.
well leaving for now,
where?
you know my schedule is too hectic, , right?
Take care anyways.
Back, but Forlorn
am back. I know i have been going off and on and for a looooooooong period was in hibernation!
Well hope i am back for good.
Things have been pretty much hectic and yes interesting.
Life sometimes teaches us lessons the hard way. I have also learnt it the same way. Hard from within or outside doesn't matter. All what matters is whether
i got it right! Yes indeed i have.
Many a time i have sat down rewinding my memories and looking at my past and learning all what i did and what I had experienced. It has been a journey quiet,
interesting, tiring, cruel, boring, happy, sweet, irritating and yet lovely life!
If I start writing down my thoughts would really be a great tide today and hence I stop right here. .... Looking for reasons ... looking for my smile ,
sometimes i dig deep down my thoughts and feel the pain. A pain which i detest yet love for it just reminds me of those days and moments of reality . Prayers
help ... so that is the way .. writing works .. so here i am !:)
My thoughts and vibes will move with time but can never leave my heart and would remain within only to pop with time .. well how else will I then find time
to pen ?
:d
Hmm so sorry for my prattles …. It just goes on … will catch ya soon
Hope all are doing fine at your end ..
Take care!
Well hope i am back for good.
Things have been pretty much hectic and yes interesting.
Life sometimes teaches us lessons the hard way. I have also learnt it the same way. Hard from within or outside doesn't matter. All what matters is whether
i got it right! Yes indeed i have.
Many a time i have sat down rewinding my memories and looking at my past and learning all what i did and what I had experienced. It has been a journey quiet,
interesting, tiring, cruel, boring, happy, sweet, irritating and yet lovely life!
If I start writing down my thoughts would really be a great tide today and hence I stop right here. .... Looking for reasons ... looking for my smile ,
sometimes i dig deep down my thoughts and feel the pain. A pain which i detest yet love for it just reminds me of those days and moments of reality . Prayers
help ... so that is the way .. writing works .. so here i am !:)
My thoughts and vibes will move with time but can never leave my heart and would remain within only to pop with time .. well how else will I then find time
to pen ?
:d
Hmm so sorry for my prattles …. It just goes on … will catch ya soon
Hope all are doing fine at your end ..
Take care!
Friday, August 28, 2009
to be continue
i know you are in the offing for my next blog post, even if you can’t comment, yet you’ve something wacky in your arms.
Well, ok, ok, I understand your affection towards this blog, so I got obligated to write this post.
Wish I could write glibly with the same pace, but it’s unattainable at this junction. Why, because I’m wound up with some emotional dilemmas these days, so I beseech you to give me a few more days to write in the same proverbial tenor.
Hope I’ll get back with some enthralling post rather then silly posts like this, if you’ve really found it one.
till then keep waiting, or of course, keep reading the older posts as well.
Well, ok, ok, I understand your affection towards this blog, so I got obligated to write this post.
Wish I could write glibly with the same pace, but it’s unattainable at this junction. Why, because I’m wound up with some emotional dilemmas these days, so I beseech you to give me a few more days to write in the same proverbial tenor.
Hope I’ll get back with some enthralling post rather then silly posts like this, if you’ve really found it one.
till then keep waiting, or of course, keep reading the older posts as well.
Saturday, August 22, 2009
how to improve spellings in english?
Well let me tell first of all, I’m usually not supposed to write these sort of tutorial, or guide. (whatever you call it). But, I had been asked by one of my very close friend, while we were talking about silly spellings written by intelligent people. She said, “I don’t believe, how they can write those many erroneous spellings”? I said “they do, because of unproper education, and other internal/ external issues”.
While arguing, she finally said, that why don’t someone comes with an extensive guide that can improve their spelling habits?
I just promised her at the time, that not sure if there is anything available to provide extensive informations all at one place, but I’ll write one for those who badly looks for it.
Thanks to Natasha for inspiring me for this, and you all, I’m not a regular tutorial writer, excuse me for anything flawed.
This guide is for you, if you feel yourself hazard while writing.
This guide is for you, if you find spellings your rival,
This guide is for you, if you feel, that you can’t spell correctly even to usual words at all,
Hey, ok, I mean this guide is to improve your spellings skills.
Fare or not, often people are judged on the basis of how they spells the words.
I know this is not a legitimate criteria, but that’s what it goes, specially in corporate or professional environment.
So, firstly you need to understand, that you are not the only person who is suffering from the problem of bad spellings. In fact, I’m sure there are milians of people like you in world, so my point is to stop feeling nervous about it.
Believe me, you are not unlike, it’s a very common error found in many of us.
The reason is, that we are not properly educated about spelling strategies in our primary classes, and those who are educated even have not taken much interest about it.
In English, it says that rules are made to be broken.
Many a times, neither two words pronounced somehow samely would have same sspelling, nor two samely looking spelling would have same pronounciations.
It’s peculiar, extremely peculiar, but as said, that’s what it is.
Writing proper spellings has it’s own very special magnitudes, and if on a professional basis, it may even make or break your career.
So, what is that magic mantra to trounce this problem?
Well, I’d say that there is, and there’s not.
What I mean is, that though there’s no mantra available to completely assembling the skills overnight, but still there is a mantra, and that is “practice makes one perfect”.
There are some rules, some customs, some exercises and more, to which if you practice, you’d be a juggler of spellings pretty soon.
Well yeh, it’s an art yet it can be learned, it’s a magic yet it can be executed, it’s a tune yet it can be played, and of course, it’s a bit hard yet it can be done.
Now comes the milian doller question, where to find those rules, customs, exercises and more. Well, internet is the key, believe me or not, it also has great stuffs for improving English apart from your favorite song, favorite movies, and else.
No no no, I haven’t written this long guide only to tell this small thing, waite a bit, I’m providing a list of internet’s best resources which would definitely improve your skills of
Spelling correctly.
How much you’d improve, , depends how much you’d pick up the logic behind.
Here are some of the best resources available on internet, which if you read, you’d return with golden power of correctly spelling the words.
----
Learn English spellings: the site is best for those who are gramatically sound somehow, yet finds themselves in trubble in spelling part.
http://www.learnenglish.de/grammar/spellingtext.htm
this is a great spot on the cyber domicile to learn spelling tactics, and those too in very easy to understand language and properly listed manner.
http://www.mantex.co.uk/samples/spelling.htm
the following website is one of the best resources that I’ve found over internet for those who are seeking ways to learn English. Believe me, if you devote few of your hours to accentuate on the rules and strategies provided on this site, you’d be able to crutch up your spelling pretty satisfactorily.
http://www.zozanga.com/grammar/spellingtext.htm
now this one, has some nice tips for your spelling related problems.
http://www.englishspellingproblems.co.uk/
this is for everyone who is worried about his or her spellings, or even about their child’s spellings as well.
http://www.spelling.hemscott.net/
find 100 Most Often Misspelled Words in English here:
http://www.yourdictionary.com/library/misspelled.html
a quick guide for those who just need to polish it:
http://www.englishclub.com/writing/spelling.htm
a nice guide for spelling rules, just a little bit of logic needed.
http://www.dyslexia.org/spelling_rules.shtml
this is the very detail reference for learning spelling rules and strategies. Recommended who thinks that they need to work a bit extra on their spellings.
http://www.davidappleyard.com/english/spelling.htm
most common spelling rules, all at one place.
http://esl.about.com/od/writingstyle/a/g_spellrules.htm
one more very nice website for improving English spelling, very nice one.
http://grammar.about.com/od/words/tp/spellrules.htm
well, I bet you’re excited now, and all set to learn how to spell correctly, so what’s to wait, let’s quickly visit the sites one-by-one, and become the emperor of the world of spellings.
By the way, Happy spelling!
While arguing, she finally said, that why don’t someone comes with an extensive guide that can improve their spelling habits?
I just promised her at the time, that not sure if there is anything available to provide extensive informations all at one place, but I’ll write one for those who badly looks for it.
Thanks to Natasha for inspiring me for this, and you all, I’m not a regular tutorial writer, excuse me for anything flawed.
This guide is for you, if you feel yourself hazard while writing.
This guide is for you, if you find spellings your rival,
This guide is for you, if you feel, that you can’t spell correctly even to usual words at all,
Hey, ok, I mean this guide is to improve your spellings skills.
Fare or not, often people are judged on the basis of how they spells the words.
I know this is not a legitimate criteria, but that’s what it goes, specially in corporate or professional environment.
So, firstly you need to understand, that you are not the only person who is suffering from the problem of bad spellings. In fact, I’m sure there are milians of people like you in world, so my point is to stop feeling nervous about it.
Believe me, you are not unlike, it’s a very common error found in many of us.
The reason is, that we are not properly educated about spelling strategies in our primary classes, and those who are educated even have not taken much interest about it.
In English, it says that rules are made to be broken.
Many a times, neither two words pronounced somehow samely would have same sspelling, nor two samely looking spelling would have same pronounciations.
It’s peculiar, extremely peculiar, but as said, that’s what it is.
Writing proper spellings has it’s own very special magnitudes, and if on a professional basis, it may even make or break your career.
So, what is that magic mantra to trounce this problem?
Well, I’d say that there is, and there’s not.
What I mean is, that though there’s no mantra available to completely assembling the skills overnight, but still there is a mantra, and that is “practice makes one perfect”.
There are some rules, some customs, some exercises and more, to which if you practice, you’d be a juggler of spellings pretty soon.
Well yeh, it’s an art yet it can be learned, it’s a magic yet it can be executed, it’s a tune yet it can be played, and of course, it’s a bit hard yet it can be done.
Now comes the milian doller question, where to find those rules, customs, exercises and more. Well, internet is the key, believe me or not, it also has great stuffs for improving English apart from your favorite song, favorite movies, and else.
No no no, I haven’t written this long guide only to tell this small thing, waite a bit, I’m providing a list of internet’s best resources which would definitely improve your skills of
Spelling correctly.
How much you’d improve, , depends how much you’d pick up the logic behind.
Here are some of the best resources available on internet, which if you read, you’d return with golden power of correctly spelling the words.
----
Learn English spellings: the site is best for those who are gramatically sound somehow, yet finds themselves in trubble in spelling part.
http://www.learnenglish.de/grammar/spellingtext.htm
this is a great spot on the cyber domicile to learn spelling tactics, and those too in very easy to understand language and properly listed manner.
http://www.mantex.co.uk/samples/spelling.htm
the following website is one of the best resources that I’ve found over internet for those who are seeking ways to learn English. Believe me, if you devote few of your hours to accentuate on the rules and strategies provided on this site, you’d be able to crutch up your spelling pretty satisfactorily.
http://www.zozanga.com/grammar/spellingtext.htm
now this one, has some nice tips for your spelling related problems.
http://www.englishspellingproblems.co.uk/
this is for everyone who is worried about his or her spellings, or even about their child’s spellings as well.
http://www.spelling.hemscott.net/
find 100 Most Often Misspelled Words in English here:
http://www.yourdictionary.com/library/misspelled.html
a quick guide for those who just need to polish it:
http://www.englishclub.com/writing/spelling.htm
a nice guide for spelling rules, just a little bit of logic needed.
http://www.dyslexia.org/spelling_rules.shtml
this is the very detail reference for learning spelling rules and strategies. Recommended who thinks that they need to work a bit extra on their spellings.
http://www.davidappleyard.com/english/spelling.htm
most common spelling rules, all at one place.
http://esl.about.com/od/writingstyle/a/g_spellrules.htm
one more very nice website for improving English spelling, very nice one.
http://grammar.about.com/od/words/tp/spellrules.htm
well, I bet you’re excited now, and all set to learn how to spell correctly, so what’s to wait, let’s quickly visit the sites one-by-one, and become the emperor of the world of spellings.
By the way, Happy spelling!
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