Tuesday, September 15, 2009

she, VS he

This is something which I harvested from the web.

(A) How to Keep a Woman Happy"*
It's not at all difficult !

All you have to do is to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget: birthdays anniversaries arrangements she makes

(B) HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY....!!! :

1. Leave him in peace
2. Feed him well.
3. Let him have the remote control.

...... are you seriously looking for more??

This is a fun post. Women: Do take it sportingly and Men: Laugh away!!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey! really very laughable, can anybody tell me that witch things are left for this simple job? haha

simon said...

well, amazing.

soh, it's very simple to impress a women, hmm, unless someone is a common man!

anushka maheshvari said...

guys, let me tell, this is not true. and prateek, you meet me in college buddy, let me see you!

arpita said...

hundred percent wrong. in fact, women are very easyer to bare.
this post sounds hack. prateek, i'm not gonna leave. waiting to meet you in the lab now.

prateek agarwal said...

ugg, guys and girls, so the sword is on my neck now.
well, won't say anymore for now, let me keep my words safe!
by the way,
thanks for commenting one and all.
keep appreciating me like this.
prateek agarwal, (the owner).

Akhilesh said...

100% right!!!

Keep it up....